I could NOT be LE; I'd beat the hell out of them and then be in jail with them. They just can't shut up. Oh wait, my bad; they don't actually stay in jail. Scarlett Wilson keeps dropping the charges.
Time to whip out the Taser.. but then again the NCPD has so much damn paper work to do now when they tase someone thanks to people complaining about human rights. What about normal people's right to live in peace without these government mooching idiots ruining it for everyone?