Saturday, July 14, 2012

Jawanza Aujene Davis - 0001272976 - Coffee Correctional Facility

One more before calling it a night. This googly-eyed monstrosity goes by the Thugbook name "Jay Thugout Davis". Probably because  he can't spell Jawanza Aujene. He is serving a fifteen year sentence at Coffee Correctional Facility for armed robbery.

We were happy to see Jawanza was engaged.

And his betrothed reciprocated his feelings.

Then we found out he was engaged to his mother. Anyone else find this a bit disturbing?

Momma is proud of her boy, though.

Hey, how did that undercover white guy get in there?

Most folks don't know that the saggy pants thing was started by the homosexuals in prison. By hanging their pants down low they could send a signal to any inmate who might be interested in playing rump raider for a while.

Looks like Jawanza might be into bending over and spreading his cheeks a bit. Momma's boy indeed!

You know, it isn't like this clown would have been hard to describe, even if he was wearing a mask when he committed his robbery.

Victim - Well officer, he was tall, black, had googly eyes and wore glasses that were about five inches thick over the top of his ski mask.

Officer keying radio - Hey guys, head on over to Jawanza's house and pick him up.

Much like his eyes, Jawanza can't keep his gangs straight.

Haha! He actually expected his thug brothers to help him out while he was in prison. Or maybe there was only one thug brother, but with his magic eyes he saw three. It's possible. There is no honor among you thugs, Jawanza.

Trainy Michelle Fishburne

Trainy Michelle Fishburne is wanted in connection with an armed robbery at a Subway restaurant. We wonder why her momma named her Trainy? Possibly an indicator of the type of career she might be qualified for - as in, pulling a _____? Or maybe momma couldn't spell "Tranny". No matter. You might spot her driving around in her black Ford Expedition bearing SC tags 532 2FL. If you spot her, call your local law enforcement agency. No matter how you look at it, she lives off of your hard work whether is free or in jail.

Trainy has quite the criminal history. In 2001 she was charged with Kidnapping, Pointing and Presenting a Firearm and Assault & Battery of a High and Aggravated Nature. The kidnapping charge was dismissed with the note that it doesn't apply to parents kidnapping children. Or maybe she kidnapped her parents, we aren't sure.

She pled guilty to the other two charges and was sentenced by Judge Pieper to one year on each charge, suspended in favor of one year of probation and mental health counseling.

In May of 2011 Trainy was charged with Possession of Cocaine and Possession of Schedule III narcotics. She pled guilty to the cocaine charge and was sentenced by Judge Jefferson to one year in prison, suspended in favor of six months probation. Because probation works better when you repeatedly give it to an offender.

The other charge was dismissed by the 9th Circuit Solicitor.

In July of 2011 she was charged with Possession of Cocaine, Unlawful Carrying of a Pistol and Unlawful Possession of a Pistol by a Prohibited Person. All charges were dismissed at the preliminary hearing by Judge Gosnell.

Someone should let National Fire and Casualty know that Trainy is a Section 8 queen who doesn't have two dimes to rub together. Suing her won't get them anything.

Deandre Jermaine Bradley - Dead Right There

"Deandre Bradley" was shot and killed at 703 King Street at 2 a.m. Saturday morning. We did the research you accustomed to in all Dead Right There cases and found out some interesting things about Deandre.

In 2006 he was charged with Possession of Crack and PWID Crack Near a School. He pled guilty to the possession charge and sentenced by Judge Dennis to eighteen months, suspended in favor of one year of probation. The other charge was dropped by the 9th Circuit Solicitor.

In 2008 Bradley was charged with PWID Crack and PWID Crack Near a School. The 9th Circuit Solicitor dismissed both charges with no comment.

In July of 2011 Bradley was charged again with Possession of Crack. He pled guilty and Judge McDonald sentenced him to two years and suspended the sentence in favor of one year of probation. We guess Judge McDonald didn't bother to note how successful that prior stint on probation turned out to be for Bradley.

On 16 June, 2012 Bradley was charged with Criminal Domestic Violence of a High and Aggravated Nature. Judge Baldwin imposed a paltry bond of $5,000 on this very serious offense.

In light of this information we have two possibilities when it comes to who ended Bradley's life. His Dead Right There status could be due to him turning rat after that last narcotics arrest or it could be a direct result of his woman beating ways. Revenge, as it were.

Time will tell.

Michael Long - 00333552 - Manning Correctional

We wonder if SCDC was breathing a sigh of relief as we featured inmates from Georgia and North Carolina. Don't worry, we just did that because SCDC has so many inmates it gets boring documenting them so we like to branch out a bit.

This inmate is serving time at Manning Correctional Institution on an accessory to a felony conviction. His real name is Michael Long. His Thugbook name is "Carlos Long". He doesn't have many public posts on his account. If SCDC was inclined to do anything about him, at least they know what type of phone they are looking for.

Since he can't obey the rules of a minimum security institution while serving only half of his fourteen year sentence, why not move Michael Long up to an institution with a higher level of security?

Here are the digits. Feel free to yell at them.